I consider myself a Southern girl but certainly not country. Yet, when I replay conversations in my mind, I realize just how wrong I am.
A recent conversation with The Ex:
Me: “Are you ready for Christmas?”
The Ex: “Yes. I’ve purchased John Henry’s gift, and I even bought myself a shotgun.”
Me: “Wow.”
{And, then I said it.}
Me: “You oughta come down to the farm sometime and shoot.”
I know. Right? That’s just embarrassing y’all.
Do you ever surprise yourself with the things you say?
7 Comments
December 19, 2008 at 8:31 am
Who??? Me?????
December 19, 2008 at 8:59 am
Yeah…and the older I get, the worse it gets! haha Keep bein’ you, Dusty. I like it!
December 19, 2008 at 9:38 am
I do not remember the whole conversation but once I said something about “sitting out by the bug light.” My sister starts laughing histerically, and I am wondering why, she says, ” most people sit on the patio, or outside by the pool, maybe even on the porch, but you just said you were sitting out by the bug light.
December 19, 2008 at 1:26 pm
weird stuff comes out of this mouth all the time.
And Benita… that bug light gives off a pretty glow..i’m sure
December 19, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I kind of think that is amusing. Being a california girl and all! LOL
December 19, 2008 at 11:04 pm
My daughter Sharon used to say “allyaall”, thats all-ya-all. Now that she is all grown up and proper, we remind her of that every chance we can. Oh, the bug light is a great conversation starter…..ZAP, oh there goes one, and every once in a while you get…ZZZZZZAAAAAPPPPPP! Now that was a really BIG one…..=)
December 23, 2008 at 10:11 pm
All the dang time.