You didn’t ask for it.
Here are some things you never wanted to know about me:
I’ve gone an entire day without showering. More than once.
I can eat the biggest bowl of cereal you’ve ever seen. Then, go for seconds.
I’m the mom who forgets Show-and-Tell days at school.
Sometimes I pray and my mind wonders off – and I forget that I was praying.
I’m insecure in the kitchen.
I want my kids to think I’m cool. Karate moves don’t help.
I laugh uncontrollably when someone falls down or bumps their head.
I’m easily startled.
Sometimes, I yell at my children.
I often work out then come home and eat more calories than I burned.
Sometimes, I speak without thinking and regret it later.
I have hurt people.
I’m not the best driver.
I have a lot to learn.
God loves me still.
Your turn. Anything hiding in your closet?