Is the first person I call with any life-changing, gut-wrenching, or hair-raising news.
Will find any story about my children amusing. Any.
Never has enough money to spend on herself, but is a dadgum millionaire if I want something.
Is relentless when it comes to trusting in God.
Loves my dad, and will still laugh at things he does. Usually with me behind his back. But still.
Is the best Easter Bunny EVER.
Makes the best cake in the entire gargantuan universe.
Will still cry when she thinks about her mom and dad.
Loves to ride her Harley, and I will raise my fist if she ever gets a tattoo. Raise it, I tell you! No. I wouldn’t raise my fist. My brow, perhaps.
Thinks I’m funny. I love to make her laugh.
Is the best mom.
In the history.
Happy Birthday, Mom.