Anna had requested that I remain in the hospital an extra day or three, so she could tell everyone her mom is in the hospital. And, I am aware that she eagerly ran to many of you boasting of her momma’s awesome accommodations. Of course, I will admit…the hospital can be quite entertaining. At least, my neighbors were. I don’t think it’s appropriate to uncover on the world wide web those experiences; but, I will tell you I did have a nurse’s assistant who was very proud of her tattoos. And, her evening wouldn’t have been complete without making sure I saw “cream de la cream” on her back side.
The Lord liveth. I do not lie.
Fortunately, Anna wasn’t around to witness that little occurrence, but she did attempt to record a little documentary of part of her hospital visit experience. Watch out. This ride may get a little bumpy.
And I wasn’t having a baby. “That’s what’s clear,” Anna documented.
The day after I came home, Kris took the big kids on our already scheduled trip for Winter Break. And, when Anna learned that I would not be joining them, Kris said she immediately broke out into song, “She’s out of our hair!” from Monster’s Inc.
She is a clever one. That is for sure.