I consider myself a Southern girl but certainly not country. Yet, when I replay conversations in my mind, I realize just how wrong I am.
A recent conversation with The Ex:
Me: “Are you ready for Christmas?”
The Ex: “Yes. I’ve purchased John Henry’s gift, and I even bought myself a shotgun.”
Me: “Wow.”
{And, then I said it.}
Me: “You oughta come down to the farm sometime and shoot.”
I know. Right? That’s just embarrassing y’all.
Do you ever surprise yourself with the things you say?